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George of the Jungle is shit at awp_india_v2
#1
So I was talking to this young blood about the good ol' days of being a legend on the awp_india_v2 on the W-L sniper server. His name was George, of the Jungle or some shit... I guess the comma is really important. All of a sudden he says, and I quote "you were a legend of farts" and "go sit down bro, take a seat". I politely told him to sit on a dick, because that is what he typically opts for in relation to his sexual orientation. But then he tries to bring Constance Wu into this by saying "I'd bang her fkn brown bambi eyes". Talking shit about awp india is one thing, but Constance Wu!? He's gone too far. You should be ashamed of yourself George you fucking Belgian waffle. I am just curious if any of you fine gentleman have had the same experience with this strange creature who clearly cannot adequately handle his alcohol. Ah and FYI, Constance deserves better.
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silly (no sound): you need to learn
Zero: i taught you
silly (no sound): how to be cool like me
Zero: you knifed me when i retired
silly (no sound): I have hopes for you
silly (no sound): to be my apprentice
silly (no sound): my prodigy
silly (no sound): to carry on my legacy
silly (no sound): good luck padawan
silly (no sound): may the force be with you
Zero: lol
Zero: why you make it sound that you are never coming back alive master?
Zero: Tongue
silly (no sound): I will
silly (no sound): when you're ready
silly (no sound): to show me what you've learnt
silly (no sound): when you're a jedi
#2
wow you're still alive!
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#3
wow you're still alive!
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#4
wow you're still alive!
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silly (no sound): you need to learn
Zero: i taught you
silly (no sound): how to be cool like me
Zero: you knifed me when i retired
silly (no sound): I have hopes for you
silly (no sound): to be my apprentice
silly (no sound): my prodigy
silly (no sound): to carry on my legacy
silly (no sound): good luck padawan
silly (no sound): may the force be with you
Zero: lol
Zero: why you make it sound that you are never coming back alive master?
Zero: Tongue
silly (no sound): I will
silly (no sound): when you're ready
silly (no sound): to show me what you've learnt
silly (no sound): when you're a jedi
#5
Wow im still alive?!
Is this thing on?

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