[Masterful1]

Granted, as Donald Trump's Sexual Slave.

I wish my truck was a newer model.

[cucubelu]

Granted, you now have a newer model of the truck you own, however the new truck model is recalled and you have to wait six months without a vehicle.

I wish CS:GO was more appealing...

granted but they worked on that instead of hl3

I want hl3

[Masterful1]

Granted, but your computer isn't even close to minimum requirements.

I wish I had fewer responsibilities.

Granted, but your computer isn't even close to minimum requirements.

I wish I had fewer responsibilities.

Granted, but you degraded, now you are a pitecantrop.

I wish I had unlimited stamina, so that I could run, jump, fuck, non-stop.

[cucubelu]

Granted, but you degraded, now you are a pitecantrop.

I wish I had unlimited stamina, so that I could run, jump, fuck, non-stop.

Granted, however you now age 6 times faster and die an early death.

I wish I had more beer in my fridge...

Granted, however you now age 6 times faster and die an early death.

I wish I had more beer in my fridge...

Granted. But Those are all expired.

I wish no one can beat me in any games.

[Masterful1]

Granted. But Those are all expired.

I wish no one can beat me in any games.

Granted, but then no one wants to play with you, and you die alone.

I wish I could base jump from the Sears Tower.

Granted, but then no one wants to play with you, and you die alone.

I wish I could base jump from the Sears Tower.

Granted, But you realize you've never had any lessons on how to base jump after you've jumped.

I wish time had no effect on me.