408. Have a nice day.

409. Good night.

410. You want a Counter-Con
411. You want a real life counter-strike match.
412. You know all the names of the people who made the game.

413: In Soviet Russia CSS you no throw grenade, grenade throw you.

414. You are writing a noob's guide to CSS
415.You arent typing it because you dont wanna share it with the meanies here in wL.

416. you just realized you revived this thread.
417. good job, i want a cookie myself

418. You, nidght watch moderator, think it would be funny to wait until it gets 999 reasons and then lock the thread without letting anyone post 1000th reason. Mass brain explosion will it be.

419. you realize you just gave the mod a douchebag suggestion. XD
420. you don't know where to buy Steam Gift card for CSS
431. you realize you don't have Credit card for Steam.
432. you also realize your mom will get mad if I said to buy me a game
433. you realize you can only non-steam games.

434.You have friends that give you a steam code from game stop for your birthday.
435. You want a season 3 of the leet world.
436. You try and press e on the elevator button.
437. You've called the people on this forum a family.
438. You say "LOL" "STFU" when using mic.
439. You know the names of the people who created the game.
440. You hate CS:GO Because you just can't bhop on it.