[Manky™]

Inspired by a thread for another game...
Here's a starting 20. Feel free to add as inspired...

[SIZE=7]1000 Clues You Play Counter Strike Source Too Much[/SIZE]
01. You've completed all the Counter Strike Source Achievements.
02. More than once.
03. You can buy everything off the buy menu without ever glancing at your screen.
04. You have custom buy binds.
05. Jumping with your spacebar feels awkward.
06. You know the names and play styles of all the bots in the higher difficulties.
07. Though it's close, you'd usually prefer Zed to Kyle, and Adrian over Ian.
08. You've called in sick to play Counter Strike before.
09. You've had to call in sick because you played too much Counter Strike.
10. You felt guilty when you saw the topic of this thread.
11. You're trying to persuade yourself that you didn't feel guilty when you saw this title.
12. You spend more time chatting with Counter Strike friends than you do your significant other.
13. You play Counter Strike with your significant other.
14. You have no significant other.
15. You've designed your own CS maps.
16. You have a personal list of team stackers you absolutely cannot stand.
17. You can't help but feel a twinge of satisfaction when you see terrorists running around with AK47s on TV.
18. If a friend offered to buy you a handgun as a gift, you'd take absolutely any pistol over a glock.
19. You probably wouldn't keep a UMP, even if it was given to you.
20. Your browser suggests you make http://www.war-lords.net your homepage.

i didn't read any one except 20) and that is true! <3 wL.net

Double post

Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

49. You know the names of various spots in the map.
50. You actually make calls via mic.
51. You've got a habit of saying the calls out loud even when your mic is broken/disabled.
52. You can't let go of the shift key.
53. You get angry when people use P90.
54. You've managed to kill someone with a flash/smoke during normal gameplay.
55. If you're inclined to give your steam_id to anyone asking for "your number".
56. If your resume is on legit-proof.com

all me ! how :o

746. You lose your wife and filed a divorce.
747. You lose your girl friend after your wife. (lmfao really happened to me.)

that sucks.

that sucks.

it's all good as long i'm playing css :p

Found the right girl tho and she's giving me a child ^_^

it's all good as long i'm playing css :p

Found the right girl tho and she's giving me a child ^_^

Nice, you're getting yourself a teammate!

748. You say "Nope" when people mention COD.
749. You say "Nope" when people mention Halo.
750. You say radio commands to communicate with people.

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751. When you visit a gun store you wonder why the guns are priced wrong.
752. You tell the manager that there wrong about the pricing.
753. You show him your "source" of information

What are you talking about? You're 12.

754. You bought CSS in steam but you can't play it.
755. You have physics, chemistry, calculus, spanish and english at single semester.
756. You hate your life.

It's hypothetical man.

757. You have a nightmare about someone downloading hacks onto your computer to get you banned.
758. You tell this to no one but complete strangers on the internet.
759. You kill Fuzzy Izzie with an off hand usp when he tries to awp you.

Lol It'll end up that I will post the next 241