Trying to read the misspelled message of the original post, I found after the 52nd grammatical and spelling error that I was going cross eyed. I switched to Google Translator and set the language to "Retard" with a dialect of "Reject Nerd Rager". Google told me that he has daddy issues and is generally rejected, by and large, by most peers of his age group. Noticing that I had checked the "Guidance Counselor" box, I removed said check from the box. The translated message then read, "I don't like Anubis. He's a meany."