[Masterful1]

That's not true. I currently have 98hp.

94.  You refer to how you feel in Hit Points.
95.  A broken heart makes you think you have 1HP remaining.... and the bitch still has a knife....
96.  You watch action movies thinking, "Wait... The M4A1 only has a 30 round clip and he hasn't reloaded yet?"
97.  You, too, have been killed by Pishtim over 100 times.........
98.  You refer to the War Lords admins as "Your OTHER parents"
99.  Getting knifed by Hitman makes you want to go rage like Angry German Kid.
100.  You have had more than one relationship ended because they always thought, "Oh, I can get him to stop playing CS eventually...."

(Angry German Kid and Unreal Tournament)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Y3e1c9RMg[/youtube]

101. You sell private classes for $10/hr. Soooo cheap.
102. You get SMACed before you sold even 1 hour of your time.
103. You talk about dicks on forums, and gay.
104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
105. You implore useful smokes.
106. No wait... you implement useful smokes.
107. You realize that life isn't a bitch, reload is.
108. You are 18 and older, you first played this when you were like 8.
109. Useful smokes don't get you a job.
110. You pray for one deag.

111.You want to complete this thread's goal. 1000
112.You looked for a nice avatar for your war-lords account.
113.You requested a nice signature for your account to keep cool.
114.You made your own signature even though you're not good at it.
115.You check this forum often.
116.You care about the forum credits.
117.You are happy when you decrease someone's post count.
118.You buy things from the forum shop even though they're useless.
119.You lie whenever you get banned.
120.You look for CS:S videos on YouTube.
121.Or Real Life CS:S.
122.You think the bad guys in films are noobs because they can't aim goodly.
123.You think being a soldier is fun even though it's dangerous.

[M. Bison]

124. You played in CAL/CPL
125. You pay for ESEA

104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.

He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.

105. You implore useful smokes.

LOL

104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.

He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.

Well, well, revelations about some old school stuff.

104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.

He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.

You're probably right, I just don't get offended if someone cheats on Russian servers, but what kind of thinking you can expect from fox like him. Sometimes it's hard to think like dumb people do to understand them.

[Spartacus]

104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.

He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.

You're probably right, I just don't get offended if someone cheats on Russian servers, but what kind of thinking you can expect from fox like him. Sometimes it's hard to think like dumb people do to understand them.

assuming I know who you meant, they're called foxes as well?

21. You feel the need to post in this thread and tell others you're not addicted.

dude i havent played CS:S in like 10 months.. so how  the hell can i be addicted.. -_-
126.you think of your name While playing CS:S in your frist Srim

127. You lie to yourself about how long it's been since you last played CS:S 

128: You rage when you die in game
129: scratch that you always rage when you die.
130: You continuously kill threads in warlords.

Im guilty of these three and about half the ones above.