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1000 Clues You Play Counter Strike Source Too Much
#31
Spartacus Wrote:That's not true. I currently have 98hp.

94.  You refer to how you feel in Hit Points.
95.  A broken heart makes you think you have 1HP remaining.... and the bitch still has a knife....
96.  You watch action movies thinking, "Wait... The M4A1 only has a 30 round clip and he hasn't reloaded yet?"
97.  You, too, have been killed by Pishtim over 100 times.........
98.  You refer to the War Lords admins as "Your OTHER parents"
99.  Getting knifed by Hitman makes you want to go rage like Angry German Kid.
100.  You have had more than one relationship ended because they always thought, "Oh, I can get him to stop playing CS eventually...."

(Angry German Kid and Unreal Tournament)
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#32
101. You sell private classes for $10/hr. Soooo cheap.
102. You get SMACed before you sold even 1 hour of your time.
103. You talk about dicks on forums, and gay.
104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
105. You implore useful smokes.
106. No wait... you implement useful smokes.
107. You realize that life isn't a bitch, reload is.
108. You are 18 and older, you first played this when you were like 8.
109. Useful smokes don't get you a job.
110. You pray for one deag.
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#33
111.You want to complete this thread's goal. 1000
112.You looked for a nice avatar for your war-lords account.
113.You requested a nice signature for your account to keep cool.
114.You made your own signature even though you're not good at it.
115.You check this forum often.
116.You care about the forum credits.
117.You are happy when you decrease someone's post count.
118.You buy things from the forum shop even though they're useless.
119.You lie whenever you get banned.
120.You look for CS:S videos on YouTube.
121.Or Real Life CS:S.
122.You think the bad guys in films are noobs because they can't aim goodly.
123.You think being a soldier is fun even though it's dangerous.
mar_heave : Which David is performing some testing on the server?
M. Bison :That'd be me. I'm testing ways to destroy the server. :eek:

Ever played in PlagueFest server
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#34
124. You played in CAL/CPL
125. You pay for ESEA

Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.
Steam Wrote: 4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: was out
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: bison, dude
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: ???
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: you're very rude towards alina
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: how about unbanning her friend?
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: I mean
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: it's only gamebanana skins
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: LOL
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: ^^
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: LOLOL
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: lol
#35
Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:105. You implore useful smokes.

LOL


M. Bison Wrote:
Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.

Well, well, revelations about some old school stuff. Smile
#36
M. Bison Wrote:
Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.
You're probably right, I just don't get offended if someone cheats on Russian servers, but what kind of thinking you can expect from fox like him. Sometimes it's hard to think like dumb people do to understand them.
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#37
Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:
M. Bison Wrote:
Dr. Ruplayer Wrote:104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
He probably never played in any Russian server. He didn't like you, so took a racist jab at you. The VAC was for cheating on war-lords.
You're probably right, I just don't get offended if someone cheats on Russian servers, but what kind of thinking you can expect from fox like him. Sometimes it's hard to think like dumb people do to understand them.

assuming I know who you meant, they're called foxes as well?
be the best version of yourself, that's all you can do.
#38
Fuzzy Izzie Wrote:21. You feel the need to post in this thread and tell others you're not addicted. Tongue
dude i havent played CS:S in like 10 months.. so how  the hell can i be addicted.. -_-
126.you think of your name While playing CS:S in your frist Srim Tongue
~The lonely Stoner seems to free his mind at night~
#39
127. You lie to yourself about how long it's been since you last played CS:S  Wink
George, Of The Jungle Jun 29, 2012:
Is this the profile of a bear?? Hmm, I didn't know bears were capable of playing css. Don't they break the keyboard with their massive paws? This is very peculiar and requires further investigation. If this is true, no one knows what kind of risks this might hold. They might electrocute themselves, maybe they become addicted to the game causing them to neglect their parental tasks. What must become of their offspring?
I will select a team consisting of the world's foremost scientists that will go about this scientific quest in the uttermost professional manner. This taskforce will carry the name "CANBURZREALLYPLAYCOUWNTERTRIKE - HUHWHUT????". I trust upon these men a task of huge importance, the fate of bearkind may depend on it. Godspeed men, Godspeed!
#40
128: You rage when you die in game
129: scratch that you always rage when you die.
130: You continuously kill threads in warlords.

Im guilty of these three and about half the ones above.
"Ignorance is Bliss"- Sima Yi from DW6

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