Granted, now you're hooked on heroin...

I wish I could download every knowledge or ability to my head like in the movie, The Matrix.

Granted, now you think that the real world in not real while the world you think is real is actually just your imagination. Tell me what you smoke, I might join.

Granted , but your head capacity is just 1kb .

I wish my girlfriend is bisexual .

Granted, but she cheats on you time to time.

I wish I was a singer.

Granted, now you think that the real world in not real while the world you think is real is actually just your imagination. Tell me what you smoke, I might join.

I wish I was a singer.

...in a gay porn movie.

I wish I fall asleep like right away, instead of typing here.

[Spartacus]

...in a gay porn movie.

I wish I fall asleep like right away, instead of typing here.

Granted, but you left your beastility porn up and your wife walks in the room.

I wish I was immortal.

[Assassin]

Granted, but you left your beastility porn up and your wife walks in the room.

I wish I was immortal.

granted, but you will be forever alone
i wish i can ban bison

Granted , but it was a 1min ban and after that bison perma banned you from WL and kicked your ass out. :O

I wish I could sleep with more than 10k hot sexy females in my whole life time.

[Spartacus]

Granted , but it was a 1min ban and after that bison perma banned you from WL and kicked your ass out. :O

I wish I could sleep with more than 10k hot sexy females in my whole life time.

Granted, but you are also a eunuch.

I wish I was invisible.

[cucubelu]

Granted, but you are also a eunuch.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, unfortunately the spell cast on you had a nasty side effect...you can never feel, sense, smell, see or hear ever again.

I wish to receive a reverse motorboat by Jenna Jameson...

Granted, unfortunately the spell cast on you had a nasty side effect...you can never feel, sense, smell, see or hear ever again.

I wish to receive a reverse motorboat by Jenna Jameson...

Granted, unfortunately the motorboat was made in cheap materials it couldn't even last longer for 500 meters.

I wish everything is free.

Granted, unfortunately the motorboat was made in cheap materials it couldn't even last longer for 500 meters.

I wish everything is free.

Granted, but there would be no motivation for people to work and people become useless.

I wish I could know more.

[lin3ar]

Granted, but there would be no motivation for people to work and people become useless.

I wish I could know more.

Granted, but you eventually find out you were the product of an accidental pregnancy stemming from a 50 man gangbang porn shooting.

I wish I could be sexier.