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A guide on how to suck at CS:S
#1
This is how you can suck in CS:S (easily)
1-First of all, you mustn't aim at your opponent. This can be done by aiming at something else like...the ground.
2-Next, do not buy any guns 'cos they are a waste of money.
3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.
4-When playing in the pub, make sure your ping is atleast 500 or higher.
5-If friendly fire is on, then utilize it to the maximum, by killin' your teammates.
6-If you have the bomb, DO NOT plant it.
7-If you see an enemy facing the opposite side, then go infront of him and stand. He'll know what to do.
8-NEVER defuse a bomb if your a CT 'cos bomb's are cool.
9-Make sure you have a crappy computer with the most disgusting specs.
10-And finally, never kill your oppenents 'cos they are people too  :'(

If you follow all these steps, you can really suck in CS:S
And remember "Practice makes a man perfect" so practise all these steps daily and be a master in the art of sucking (at CS:S).
Good luck and cheers  8)
I need to get a life.
#2
rAnSaCk Wrote:3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.


Then u will get a ban by a admin....lol ;D
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#3
You must spray hardcore porn , shock picture
You must really need to mic spam entire game
If you an admin if you hate someone kick him or ban is recommended
;D
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#4
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Knowpain Wrote:If you an admin if you hate someone kick him or ban is recommended
;D
I want a Panda ^_^
~The lonely Stoner seems to free his mind at night~
#5
Try to put
[move]mat_proxy 2[/move]
in your console... Smile
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#6
rAnSaCk Wrote:This is how you can suck in CS:S (easily)
1-First of all, you mustn't aim at your opponent. This can be done by aiming at something else like...the ground.
2-Next, do not buy any guns 'cos they are a waste of money.
3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.
4-When playing in the pub, make sure your ping is atleast 500 or higher.
5-If friendly fire is on, then utilize it to the maximum, by killin' your teammates.
6-If you have the bomb, DO NOT plant it.
7-If you see an enemy facing the opposite side, then go infront of him and stand. He'll know what to do.
8-NEVER defuse a bomb if your a CT 'cos bomb's are cool.
9-Make sure you have a crappy computer with the most disgusting specs.
10-And finally, never kill your oppenents 'cos they are people too  :'(

If you follow all these steps, you can really suck in CS:S
And remember "Practice makes a man perfect" so practise all these steps daily and be a master in the art of sucking (at CS:S).
Good luck and cheers  8)

You forgot to say always spray from long range!! Smile
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#7
Thanks loks and knowpain

You can also suck by

1)By not being a teamplayer.
2)Never use your radar 'cos it's for wussies
3)Only grandma's use snipers and guns, so don't use them
4)Never buy armour as to die is a part of the game, you'll just ruin the game.
5)Self nade yourself as many times as possible 'cos you get kill points for that.
6)Make sure you let your opponent know where you are, then only it's a fair game.
7)And finally try to kill with a knife, 'cos that's a what a real man will do
teehee Wink
I need to get a life.
#8
8)Always kill the hostages, 'cos that's what gotta happen.
Steam Wrote: 4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: was out
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: bison, dude
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: ???
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: you're very rude towards alina
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: how about unbanning her friend?
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: I mean
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: it's only gamebanana skins
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: LOL
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: ^^
4:02 PM - Brawl Bashin’ Bison: LOLOL
4:02 PM - George, of the jungle: lol
#9
rAnSaCk Wrote:This is how you can suck in CS:S (easily)
1-First of all, you mustn't aim at your opponent. This can be done by aiming at something else like...the ground.
2-Next, do not buy any guns 'cos they are a waste of money.
3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.
4-When playing in the pub, make sure your ping is atleast 500 or higher.
5-If friendly fire is on, then utilize it to the maximum, by killin' your teammates.
6-If you have the bomb, DO NOT plant it.
7-If you see an enemy facing the opposite side, then go infront of him and stand. He'll know what to do.
8-NEVER defuse a bomb if your a CT 'cos bomb's are cool.
9-Make sure you have a crappy computer with the most disgusting specs.
10-And finally, never kill your oppenents 'cos they are people too  :'(

If you follow all these steps, you can really suck in CS:S
And remember "Practice makes a man perfect" so practise all these steps daily and be a master in the art of sucking (at CS:S).
Good luck and cheers  8)

I do at least 5 of those things.
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#10
Another thing you forgot!
Change you name to Loks Llama Tongue
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