Im always have #1 #3 #4 #7 #9 #10  8)

i got new one

look at porn while Movieing 

1 - Drink beer
2 - Only use dualies and SMGs
3 - Always rush, preferably by yourself (especially during scrims)
4 - Never use flashbangs, and rush harder if you are flashed
5 - Don't use headphones
6 - Drink more beer

1. Throw grenades at teammates to paralyze them.
2. ALWAYS jump from the highest points of the map as to give yourself some pain to wake you up.
3. If you pick up a flashbang, throw it at your feet.
4. Never follow your teammates, they don't know what they are doing.
5. Rush with a glock and aim at the feet.
6. If you have an AWP, make sure to spray and pray with it while running. You can't stand still.
7. When you spray with your guns, shake the mouse as fast as you can so you look like your using an Anti-Recoil cheat and get banned.
8. If Friendly Fire is on, blow your teammates' heads off.
9. If your an admin, timebomb yourself.
10. Finally, download some hacks, but don't use them, because your too pro for them.

Drop the bomb in places where others cant pick it up

sit in front of Bah and Bison

[shadow=red,left]I will kill you if you dare.[/shadow]

lol i love doing that when People camp

Use hax and then pretend that you're a pro gamer

TRUE SUCKING steps:
1.Search for a teammate that use awp.Wait for him to die then get it!LOL some ppl use this
2.Search for a teammate that use awp and camp,then sit in front of him cause he cant use awp!
3.Use Cool c4 blink sprites...like big sprites, so you can easily know where the bomb are