1. Throw grenades at teammates to paralyze them.
2. ALWAYS jump from the highest points of the map as to give yourself some pain to wake you up.
3. If you pick up a flashbang, throw it at your feet.
4. Never follow your teammates, they don't know what they are doing.
5. Rush with a glock and aim at the feet.
6. If you have an AWP, make sure to spray and pray with it while running. You can't stand still.
7. When you spray with your guns, shake the mouse as fast as you can so you look like your using an Anti-Recoil cheat and get banned.
8. If Friendly Fire is on, blow your teammates' heads off.
9. If your an admin, timebomb yourself.
10. Finally, download some hacks, but don't use them, because your too pro for them.