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#11
I, The Rival Wrote:So I just came back to this thread to see what replies had been posted. Maybe someone else was trying to give Helmut more admiration than I was? I couldn't have that. I'd have literally sacrificed my first born son to show how much I fucking love Helmut, and how dedicated I am to him. As I type this, I am already thinking of tenants for the new religion I am starting. Everyone must know about this great deity named Helmut.

Then I saw that he had used what I said as a signature! I felt like Moses, being chosen by God to be his messenger. Just like Moses, I must dedicate myself to Helmut, and give everything that I have on this forum to him. So thank you Helmut, you now have every single credit I own, and I will keep giving you credits as long as I get them.

*fucking bows down*

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY HELMUT!
I like you Smile
be the best version of yourself, that's all you can do.
#12
I didn't rage quit. I had to go practice with a team on esea.  I brought in a friend of mine to take my spot, dropped him an AK/deag/flashes and then left once he was in the game.
The Rival Wrote:Helmut I think you're probably the nicest guy I've ever talked to. I think your CS:S skills surpass literally everyones on the planet. I found your Facebook, and I printed a huge poster of you, and put it on my ceiling above my bed so every day when I wake up I get to stare at your glorious face and remind myself that maybe if I put in a lot of hard work, time and effort then I could probably be as great as you
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#13
helmut^ Wrote:I didn't rage quit. I had to go practice with a team on esea.  I brought in a friend of mine to take my spot, dropped him an AK/deag/flashes and then left once he was in the game.

I wouldn't bother explaining it to them, th31r xP3rT tr01Lz.
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#14
helmut^ Wrote:I didn't rage quit. I had to go practice with a team on esea.  I brought in a friend of mine to take my spot, dropped him an AK/deag/flashes and then left once he was in the game.

likely story...lol
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#15
Everyone stop berating Helmut! Don't you think he had better things to do than play a shitty scrim game with baddies like you? He shouldn't have to give legitimate reasons as to why he left mid-game, because he had to go and implore some useful smokes on ESEA. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!  >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad
If you read this, you suck.
#16
I, The Rival Wrote:Everyone stop berating Helmut! Don't you think he had better things to do than play a shitty scrim game with baddies like you? He shouldn't have to give legitimate reasons as to why he left mid-game, because he had to go and implore some useful smokes on ESEA. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!  >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i love that.
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^^^^ Click and say Thank you to the guys who keep
this shit going.NOW^^^^

naive Wrote:I've fallen asleep cuddling a laptop before, don't judge me.
#17
I, The Rival Wrote:Everyone stop berating Helmut! Don't you think he had better things to do than play a shitty scrim game with baddies like you? He shouldn't have to give legitimate reasons as to why he left mid-game, because he had to go and implore some useful smokes on ESEA. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!  >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad >Sad
damn i was gonna use that sentence you beat me to it lol.

helmut^ Wrote:I didn't rage quit. I had to go practice with a team on esea.  I brought in a friend of mine to take my spot, dropped him an AK/deag/flashes and then left once he was in the game.
what!!!, you didnt drop him smoke???
now how can he implore useful smokes without smoke??
#18
helmut^ Wrote:I didn't rage quit. I had to go practice with a team on esea.  I brought in a friend of mine to take my spot, dropped him an AK/deag/flashes and then left once he was in the game.
what!!!, you didnt drop him smoke???
now how can he implore useful smokes without smoke??
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Assassin bad troll is just fucking bad.
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#19
hmm what am I missing with the whole smokes thing?
The Rival Wrote:Helmut I think you're probably the nicest guy I've ever talked to. I think your CS:S skills surpass literally everyones on the planet. I found your Facebook, and I printed a huge poster of you, and put it on my ceiling above my bed so every day when I wake up I get to stare at your glorious face and remind myself that maybe if I put in a lot of hard work, time and effort then I could probably be as great as you
League xp- legit-proof.com/search?m=guid&q=0%3A1%3A21999673&p=1
ESEA- https://play.esea.net/users/431758
-K me - https://war-lords.net/forum/reputation.php?uid=943
#20
It's because on one of your league posts you wrote "I have useful smokes to implore". I went to check, you changed it to "implement". Loads of people saw it and now they think that you're an idiot because you don't know how to use words properly.
If you read this, you suck.

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