Nov 25 2011, 06:45 AM
I, The Rival Wrote:So I just came back to this thread to see what replies had been posted. Maybe someone else was trying to give Helmut more admiration than I was? I couldn't have that. I'd have literally sacrificed my first born son to show how much I fucking love Helmut, and how dedicated I am to him. As I type this, I am already thinking of tenants for the new religion I am starting. Everyone must know about this great deity named Helmut.I like you
Then I saw that he had used what I said as a signature! I felt like Moses, being chosen by God to be his messenger. Just like Moses, I must dedicate myself to Helmut, and give everything that I have on this forum to him. So thank you Helmut, you now have every single credit I own, and I will keep giving you credits as long as I get them.
*fucking bows down*
ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY HELMUT!
be the best version of yourself, that's all you can do.