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1000 Clues You Play Counter Strike Source Too Much
Tomix <3 ♥Madelaine♥ Offline

Posting Freak

Jun 14 2012, 12:37 AM
#11
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

46. If you're in the top 10 positions.
47. Always mantaining your activity bar at 90%+.
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Eternal Offline

The Cuddly Moderator

Jun 14 2012, 01:18 AM
#12
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

48. Try to maintain a positive k/d ratio
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M. Bison Offline

Root Admin

Jun 14 2012, 01:33 AM
#13
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

49. You know the names of various spots in the map.
50. You actually make calls via mic.
51. You've got a habit of saying the calls out loud even when your mic is broken/disabled.
52. You can't let go of the shift key.
53. You get angry when people use P90.
54. You've managed to kill someone with a flash/smoke during normal gameplay.
55. If you're inclined to give your steam_id to anyone asking for "your number".
56. If your resume is on legit-proof.com
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Fuzzy Izzie Offline

Retired Server Admin

Jun 14 2012, 03:11 AM
#14
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

57. You wish this thread had a like button.
58. You would love ability to like individual clues.
59. You know who Phoon is.
60. You've seen Phoon on a bad day.
61. You bhop in real life.
George, Of The Jungle Jun 29, 2012:
Is this the profile of a bear?? Hmm, I didn't know bears were capable of playing css. Don't they break the keyboard with their massive paws? This is very peculiar and requires further investigation. If this is true, no one knows what kind of risks this might hold. They might electrocute themselves, maybe they become addicted to the game causing them to neglect their parental tasks. What must become of their offspring?
I will select a team consisting of the world's foremost scientists that will go about this scientific quest in the uttermost professional manner. This taskforce will carry the name "CANBURZREALLYPLAYCOUWNTERTRIKE - HUHWHUT????". I trust upon these men a task of huge importance, the fate of bearkind may depend on it. Godspeed men, Godspeed!
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Moriarty Offline

Night Watch

Jun 14 2012, 03:19 AM
#15
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

61. You play 2004 game in 2012.
62. You ask your supervisor at work: "are you mad bro?"(happened to me)
63. You start hating autosniper.
64. You post threads about banning weapons in game.
65. Your name contains #
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JayCat Offline

Community Elder

Jun 14 2012, 03:36 AM
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66. You bought the game in 2004
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Fuzzy Izzie Offline

Retired Server Admin

Jun 14 2012, 03:47 AM
#17
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

67. You still play the game you bought in 2004
68. When forced to sleep, you continue playing in your dreams.
George, Of The Jungle Jun 29, 2012:
Is this the profile of a bear?? Hmm, I didn't know bears were capable of playing css. Don't they break the keyboard with their massive paws? This is very peculiar and requires further investigation. If this is true, no one knows what kind of risks this might hold. They might electrocute themselves, maybe they become addicted to the game causing them to neglect their parental tasks. What must become of their offspring?
I will select a team consisting of the world's foremost scientists that will go about this scientific quest in the uttermost professional manner. This taskforce will carry the name "CANBURZREALLYPLAYCOUWNTERTRIKE - HUHWHUT????". I trust upon these men a task of huge importance, the fate of bearkind may depend on it. Godspeed men, Godspeed!
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naive Offline

Server Admin

Jun 14 2012, 03:52 AM
#18
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

69. You search for 'the office'  from cs_office IRL, certain one day you will find it.
70. Instead of actually going outside and taking a walk,  you just run around on aztec. It's pretty much the same thing, amiright?
71. You jump off ledges that are too high IRL thinking, ah it will only be a couple HP.
72. This video makes you laugh hysterically
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"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm."
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_RemiX Offline

"White bearded mutherfucker" - PtK

Jun 14 2012, 04:45 AM
#19
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

+1
Is this thing on?

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Moriarty Offline

Night Watch

Jun 14 2012, 04:50 AM
#20
Re: 1000 Clues You Counter Strike Source Too Much

73. You mess with your crosshair and sensitivity 20 times a day.
74. You write 10 pages of abuse threads about evil admin ruplayer.
75. You got yourself a nice headset and gaming mouse for 2004 game.
76. You complain when your fps is any lower than 100.
77. You keep wasting money on better gaming rigs and hardware... like you're gonna play something other than CSS.
78. You think Bison is 80 y.o. CSS expert.
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