[Assassin]

Granted, but after 3 days a big tsunami comes and sink the island after investing all your money.

I wish i had more free time

Wish granted but you spend all that free time playing counter strike on war lords servers and not building any actual useful real world talent, instead becoming more introverted and anti-social.

I wish I could travel this summer.

[cucubelu]

Wish granted but you spend all that free time playing counter strike on war lords servers and not building any actual useful real world talent, instead becoming more introverted and anti-social.

I wish I could travel this summer.

Granted, but the first place you visit you get kidnapped, tortured and sold as a Turkish sex slave in the Middle-East.

I wish Half Life 3 would come out tomorrow!

Granted, but the first place you visit you get kidnapped, tortured and sold as a Turkish sex slave in the Middle-East.

I wish Half Life 3 would come out tomorrow!

Granted, but it is only a disguise for left 4 dead 4 and gordon freeman is fighting off zombies with cartooney models. The crowbar is replaced by a tazer. The girl dies in the intro scene and gordon freeman dies a virgin. valve pay all the critics lots of money so that it gets excellent reviews, and everyone is forced to play a piece of thrash game on the source engine.

I wish this laptop could run GO

Granted, it runs GO 5 frames per second, happy fragging.

I wish I'd die in a car accident or something before I get old, so I wouldn't suffer and stuff.

[cucubelu]

Granted, it runs GO 5 frames per second, happy fragging.

I wish I'd die in a car accident or something before I get old, so I wouldn't suffer and stuff.

Granted, you end up in limbo for the rest of your life getting tortured by small midgets who sexually abuse you for all of time.

I wish I had husky...

[Masterful1]

Granted, but its on the eve that you win the lottery, and you have Megan Fox and Brooklyn Decker with you in the car after having agreed to become your sex slaves for life.

I wish my boss would die.

Granted but he is replaced by a worst boss that makes you wash his car and then fires you laughing.

I wish I was born in the midievil ages

[Spartacus]

Granted but he is replaced by a worst boss that makes you wash his car and then fires you laughing.

I wish I was born in the midievil ages

Granted but during the Black Death pandemic.

I wish I had a supermodel girlfriend.

Granted but during the Black Death pandemic.

I wish I had a supermodel girlfriend.

Granted, comes with aids.

I wish my cat could talk.